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2. My little sister sent me this email yesterday:

who is this the manchild of.

"Henry Clerval was the son of a merchant of Geneva. He was a boy of singular talent and fancy. He loved enterprise, hardship, and even danger for its own sake. He was deeply read in books of chivalry and romance. He composed heroic songs and began to write many a tale of enchantment and knightly adventure. He tried to make us act plays and to enter into masquerades, in which the characters were drawn from the heroes of Roncesvalles, of the Round Table of King Arthur, and the chivalrous train who shed their blood to redeem the holy sepulchre from the hands of the infidels."

Ignore the part about him being the son of a merchant of Geneva. Who are the parents of Henry Clerval?





hint: mpreg

I can only assume this is a composite Frankenstein-Merlin joke that I don't understand.

3. MONDAY

-- renew library books; ancillary fight against despair
-- meet with grammar student
-- charge your phone
-- remember to bring back testing materials from VA
-- print volunteer orientation materials
-- read The 'Nam for comics class
-- go to volunteer orientation
-- go to comics class
-- do NOT go to pub after class
-- keep on reading Bartleby articles, you are doing great

4. Aries horoscope for today: Although it's summer vacation for many, you must stay focused and fulfill your obligations. You might need to exercise caution because you could get a crazy idea today that is meant to save you time and increase your productivity. However, it is wiser to stick with the tried and true method now, even if it ends up taking you longer to finish.

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