Thirty Lines |
[May. 17th, 2006|10:22 pm]
30 Pickups
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| | creative | ] | Title: Thirty Lines Rating: Rish Summary: When Sirius suddenly decides he wants Remus to be his ‘strumpet of love’, Remus’ sixth year at Hogwarts inexplicably turns into a haze of confusion, raw lust, and really bad pickup lines. [SiriusRemus] Author: otempora01 Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, there would be, like, no dispute over whether or not Remus and Sirius were/are gay with each other. Oh, and Tonks in love with Remus? That would go in my trash compactor, okay? Author’s Note: Written for the 30 Pickups Contest/Challenge. Basically, you were supposed to choose one of the thirty pickup lines and use it in a fanfiction. But I couldn’t decide between them so I decided to use ‘em all. I hope that’s alright. This is Part II. Which is… slightly smuttier than part one. So, uh, don’t tell my parents. As a matter of fact, don’t tell your parents. As a matter of fact… I never wrote this. Yes. Even more un-beta'd than the first part.
Part I
( But that was okay, because he and James and Peter had figured that Remus was asexual anyway.Collapse ) |
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